Quote of the day:
"Who are 'we'? Gutless WEENIES?!"
- Marshall How I Met Your Mother

I've had this unspoken, unofficial rule with myself since I began my adult life and I think I've sort of tweaked it without realizing it.
-No chocolate before 10 in the AM.It was just after 9 today. *sheepish grin* I think I've been subconciously pushing the ( Read more... )

Why is it Wednesdays now? It's Wednesday and I have a headache. Again! Just like I did last Wednesday when I sent myself home and crawled into bed ( Read more... )

Sara! I found some quotes from The Office episode last night. And I remember what made me laugh hysterically ( Read more... )

Well I made it to work at least. I'm here. I just hope I have enough gas left to make it home. I've never run my car out and it isn't quite chic enough to have one of those digital fuel gauge thingys. So I don't know how far below the red line I can go before I get stranded on a highway somewhere ( Read more... )

Nicked from asatomuraki1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Fish Avenger. (LOL ( Read more... )

*blows bangs off of face in irritation* I hope that gives a decent visual picture ( Read more... )

Aaah-HAH!
Christian Bale will face no charges over 'assault'
"Taking all the factors into consideration, the decision has been taken that there is insufficient evidence to afford a realistic prospect of conviction, and accordingly the police have been advised that no further action should be taken against Mr. Bale."Everyone's referring to it as an ( Read more... )

All hail Craig Ferguson and his fantastically logical and blunt way of thinking and speaking!
If you are a citizen of the United States and if you're old enough to vote this election year you have got to watch these two monologues:
Craig 9/10-11 rant Part 1
Craig 9/10-11 rant Part 2He's not attacking one political side or the other. Actually, he ( Read more... )